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How I Built My Bitcoin Retirement Plan

How I Built My Bitcoin Retirement Plan

How I Built My Bitcoin Retirement Plan (And How You Can Too)

Real strategies from someone who's been stacking sats since the early days

Published: January 2025 • 15 min read

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Look, I get it. Planning retirement with Bitcoin feels wild compared to traditional advice about 401(k)s and index funds. When I started buying Bitcoin in 2017, my financial advisor thought I'd lost my mind. Seven years later, my Bitcoin holdings have completely changed what retirement looks like for me.

This isn't going to be another "Bitcoin to the moon" hype piece. Instead, I want to share the actual strategies that worked for me and thousands of other Bitcoiners who are building real wealth for retirement. Some of these approaches saved me from major mistakes. Others took years to fully understand.

Strategy 1: Dollar-Cost Averaging (The Boring Strategy That Actually Works)

Here's what nobody tells you about DCA: it's boring as hell, and that's exactly why it works.

Every week for the past six years, $200 automatically leaves my checking account and buys Bitcoin. Price at $100k? Bought some. Price crashed to $15k in 2022? Bought even more. The beauty is I stopped checking the price because it doesn't matter for my weekly buy.

Why this actually works:

  • You catch both the crashes and the pumps without trying to time anything
  • It removes emotion from the equation (trust me, this is huge)
  • Your average cost smooths out over time
  • You build the habit of consistent investing

Start small - maybe 5% of your income if you're new to this. I worked my way up to 15% over three years as I got more comfortable. The key is consistency, not the amount.

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Strategy 2: The HODL Mindset (Harder Than It Sounds)

"HODL" started as a typo but became the most important investment philosophy I've ever learned. It means buying Bitcoin and not selling it, period. Not when your portfolio drops 50%. Not when your neighbor says crypto is dead. Not when you need a new car.

The 4-year cycle reality:

Bitcoin moves in roughly 4-year cycles tied to the halving events. I've been through two full cycles now, and here's what I learned: anyone who held Bitcoin for more than 4 years has made money. Anyone who tried to trade in and out... well, most of them have regret stories.

The hardest part isn't buying Bitcoin. It's holding it when everyone (including yourself) thinks you're stupid. In 2022, when Bitcoin dropped from $69k to $15k, I watched my portfolio lose 80% of its value. I didn't sell a single sat. That decision changed my financial future.


Strategy 3: Bear Market Buying (When Fear Becomes Your Friend)

This one took me years to get right. When Bitcoin crashes, your brain screams "sell everything!" But the best Bitcoin accumulators do the opposite - they buy more.

During the 2022 bear market, I doubled my weekly DCA amount. Was it scary? Absolutely. Did I question myself every day? You bet. But those purchases at $15k-$30k are now my highest-performing investments.

The psychology trick that helped me:

Instead of thinking "I'm losing money," I started thinking "Bitcoin is on sale." When your favorite restaurant has a 70% off sale, you don't avoid it - you go twice as much.

Set aside extra cash during good times so you can deploy it during the bad times. Even an extra $1,000 during a bear market can change your retirement timeline.


Strategy 4: The "One Bitcoin" Goal (Simple But Powerful)

This strategy has a cult following in Bitcoin circles, and for good reason. The goal is simple: accumulate one full Bitcoin before mass adoption makes it impossible for regular people.

Why one Bitcoin matters:

  • There will only ever be 21 million Bitcoin
  • Institutional adoption is accelerating
  • Geographic arbitrage - one Bitcoin might buy you a house in some countries

I reached this goal in 2021, and it completely changed my psychology around Bitcoin. Now I'm working toward my next goal (I won't say what it is, but it rhymes with "schmive Bitcoin").

The timeline matters here. In 2020, one Bitcoin cost $10k. Today it's over $100k. Every year you wait, this goal gets harder to reach.


Strategy 5: Knowing When to Stop Accumulating

This is the strategy nobody talks about because most of us aren't there yet. But eventually, you'll have "enough" Bitcoin and need to think about preservation instead of accumulation.

I'm not at this stage yet, but I've watched friends who are. They typically start thinking about this when their Bitcoin holdings could support their lifestyle with a 3-4% annual withdrawal rate.

The big question:

Do you sell Bitcoin for fiat retirement income, or do you borrow against it? Honestly, this is still being figured out in real-time. The infrastructure for Bitcoin-backed loans is getting better, but it's not mainstream yet.


The Stuff That Can Wreck Everything

After seven years, I've seen people make the same mistakes over and over:

Trying to trade your way to wealth: I tried this in 2018. Lost 30% of my Bitcoin trying to time the market. Now I only stack and hold.

Putting in money you can't afford to lose: Bitcoin is volatile. If you need that money for rent or emergencies, don't put it in Bitcoin. I keep 6 months of expenses in boring savings accounts.

Terrible security: Use a hardware wallet. Write down your seed phrase. Don't keep large amounts on exchanges. I learned this the hard way when QuadrigaCX went bankrupt with some of my Bitcoin.

Ignoring taxes: Every Bitcoin transaction is a taxable event in most countries. Keep records. Use proper tax software. Pay what you owe. Getting sideways with tax authorities isn't worth it.


The Reality Check

Bitcoin isn't a magic money printer. It's a new form of money that I believe will be worth significantly more in the future. But it comes with real risks and requires real discipline.

My Bitcoin holdings might be worth zero tomorrow (unlikely, but possible). They might be worth 10x what they are today (also possible). The key is only investing what you can afford to lose while being aggressive enough to actually build wealth.

After seven years of doing this, I can say with confidence that Bitcoin has given me more financial freedom than any traditional investment ever could. But it also requires a different mindset and a lot more personal responsibility.

Your retirement plan should include Bitcoin, but it shouldn't be only Bitcoin. I still max out my 401(k) and keep some traditional investments. Bitcoin is my asymmetric bet on the future - the investment that could change everything if I'm right about where the world is heading.

The best time to start was 10 years ago. The second best time is today.

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